Playlist post-St-Valentin (qui s’est mal passée)

C’est bien beau la St-Valentin et les chansons à la mords-moi-le-noeud. Mais dans le cas où la St-Valentin ne se passe pas comme prévue, est-il bien sage de continuer à écouter du Whitney Houston et autres consœurs de la chanson chialante ? La réponse est non. Voici la playlist post-St-Valentin de la rupture heureuse (ou presque), celle que tu écoutes en chantant haut et fort les paroles, parce que ton ex c’est un beau salaud/une belle salope, et il/elle le mérite. Ce n’est pas une playlist très intellectuelle, mais au moins, elle aura le mérite de te sortir d’en-dessous de ta couette pour aller jeter tes mouchoirs sales et rebooster un peu, on l’espère, ta confiance en toi. Allez, requinque toi, diantre !

Fleetwood Mac – Go Your Own Way (RÉSOLU)

Loving you isn’t the right thing to do. How can I ever change things that I feel? (…) You can go your own way. You can call it another lonely day…

Mano Negro – Pas assez de toi (FLEGMATIQUE)

J’ai comme envie de tourner le gaz, comme envie de m’faire sauter les plombs, comme envie de t’expliquer comme ça que ton indifférence, elle ne me touche pas. Je peux très bien me passer de toi.

Damien Rice – Rootless Tree (FRANC-DU-COLLIER)

Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and all we’ve been through. I said leave it, leave it, leave it, there’s nothing in you.

Justin Timberlake – Cry Me A River (SADIQUE)

Now there’s just no chance, for you and me, there’ll never be, and don’t it make you sad about it (…) Your bridges were burned, and now it’s your turn to cry, cry me a river.

Gloria Gaynor – I Will Survive (AUTO-PERSUASION)

Go on now, go walk out the door ! Turn around now you’re not welcome anymore (…) Do you think I’d crumble ? Did you think I’d lay down and die ?

Kelly Clarkson – Since U Been Gone (SOULAGEMENT)

But since U been gone, I can breathe for the first time, I’m so moving on, thanks to you, now I get what I want.

Taylor Swift – We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together (IRRÉVOCABLE)

We are never ever ever getting back together, you go talk to your friends, talk to my friends, talk to me, but we are never ever ever ever getting back together!

Beyoncé – Irreplaceable (PRÉVOYANT)

Standing in the front yard, tellin’ me, how I’m such a fool. Talkin’ bout, I’ll never ever find a man like you. You got me twisted… (…) So don’t you ever for a second get to thinking you’re irreplaceable!

Cee-Lo Green – Fuck You (PRAGMATIQUE)

And although there’s pain in my chest, I still wish you the best with a “Fuck you” ! (…) I pity the fool that falls in love with you.

Bob Dylan – Don’t You Think Twice, It’s All Allright (PHILOSOPHE)

But goodbye’s too good a word, babe, so I’ll just say fare thee well. I ain’t sayin’ you treated me unkind, you could’ve done better, but I don’t mind. You just kinda wasted my precious time but don’t think twice it’s all right.

BONUS : Destiny’s Child – Survivor (GUERRIER)

Now that you’re out of my life, I’m so much better, you thought that I’d be weak without you but I’m stronger. You thought that I’d be broke without you  but I’m richer, you thought that I’d be sad without you, I laugh harder.